Some say looks have nothing to do with it. But in terms of phone cases, looks have everything to do with it.
From food lookalikes to human body parts and just plain freaky, here are 10 of the ugliest phone cases we’ve ever seen and can’t believe people are actually selling or that people have bought them.
1. Ugly Face Case
The name of this case says it all—ugly. No matter what angle you look at this from, it’s just not pleasant to look at. In fact, it might gives us nightmares tonight. But, we’re pretty sure no one is going to steal your phone if this is covering it.
2. Ear iPhone Case
Don’t want anyone to know what you’re doing? Disguise your iPhone as your ear! That is, if you’re Will Smith’s character from Hitch and are having a major allergic reaction so your ear swells up to 5 times its normal size.
3. “HANA” Silicone Nose Case
When you feel the need to pick your nose in public but just can’t, pick your…phone case instead? This is just too weird. And why would you want to put your fingers up those nostrils?
4. Hand Case
Whenever you need a hand to hold, just put one on your phone case. And when you’re not holding this hand to hold your phone, it can come in “handy” and hold something else for you, like your headphones or glasses.
5. Fried Chicken Drumstick Case
In 2014, KFC Japan gave away some of these phone cases. We love fried chicken as much as the next person, but come on guys—Colonel Sanders himself is laughing at how bad this one is.
6. Thick-Cut Bacon Case
If the giant drumstick was too much, maybe three slices of cooked bacon isn’t? Who are we kidding, Americans love of crispy bacon should never have made its way to becoming a phone case.
7. Fish Case
There’s nothing like a plastic dead fish on a plastic piece of lettuce to get your appetite going, huh? Gross.
8. Baby Bottle Case
Getting older got you down? Take yourself back to the simpler days with this baby bottle case. Or don’t, because this is just creepy and weird. Go get a makeover or color your hair or anything else but this.
9. Old Home Phone Case
We haven’t seen one of these phones since we were staying at grandma’s house when we were young. And we were hoping we’d never have to see it again.
10. Nickelback Case
Yes, we went there. Nickleback’s music is bad. It’s always been bad. Therefore, this phone case is just bad.